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Once upon a time there was a surveyor named Cal. He liked to be outside, but smog and parking lots depressed him. He reflected back on his days of teaching in the PeaceCorps in Africa. Fondly remembering his younger days, Cal decided to go back to his first love - teaching.
And so, the goatee-less Cal, who enjoyed taking the SATs and educating the youth of America found himself teaching math at South Eugene High. Many a lovestruck student was enamored by Cal's lovable lamitude. They were mesmerized by his flat-top, man-Skechers and wire-framed glasses.
And to prove it, we've made this lovely community. Woot.
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